May 2013
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ryannxp:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
blossom-bamford:
Beyonce and Jay-Z are having another child. Yes, it’s true. They’ve finally consented to adopt me.
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