ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad omfg
ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
blossom-bamford: Beyonce and Jay-Z are having another child. Yes, it’s true. They’ve finally consented to adopt me.